Today, I, Cole Miller, shall be deploying a questionnaire to determine the relationship between milk and the height of WVHS Students. In this “Experiment’,” the independent variable is going to be how much milk our students have drank, and the dependent being how tall the students have grown.

Our first “Test Subject” is Keenan Sanford, who comes in at a whopping 6’1. When asked about his milk consumption, Sanford responded, “I drink about 7 glasses of milk a week. I make sure to have one every day!”

Our second test subject clocks in at only 5’4, and her name is Sierra Cooper. Her short stature makes sense for the experiments hypothesis, as she has admitted she “hasn’t drank milk in three years.”

The next few subjects were Kai Wettstein, who is 5’11 and has about 15 glasses of milk a week. Jeremy Budroe, who is 6′ and drinks 10 glasses of milk a week, and Jack Barrett, who drinks 0 glasses of milk a week and is 5’8.

Surviewing this data, there is a common trend among all milk drinkers, and that trend is that the more milk you drink, the taller you become.